Adventure Brunch #25 -- August 25, 2019
Warlord Shakax War Journal Entry for Qahwa Eshu-Aye 25th, of 1100 DR,
The party of Shakax & his minions, the elf that pays, the gewy elf, and the elf that sings went out to conquer the world and cull the population of the bandits from the wilds between the hot spring and Grimmor. We road out, followed the river bed, skirted the forest, and found a valley full of bandits. We stalked them, snuck up on some lazy bandits not paying attention, and ended them. Shakax killed several bandits with his hunga mungas like the dogs they were! The elf that pays & the gewy elf did some kind of move where they pressed their breast together, hugged, while combining their magical beams to hit this beast far harder then necessary and causing it to explode upon impact. It was arousing, confusing, and disgusting at the same time... The elves let a bandit get passed them to alert the bandits in the stronghold...
We spent entirely too much time talking about what to do, the gewy elf wanted to leave, and after much debate the gewy elf managed to find the back entrance to the bandits poop room while plopping around in gewy form. We sneaked around successfully even though Shakax admittedly isn't very good at sneak. Warlord's shouldn't need to sneak! Anyway, the bandits seem to be ready to spring various traps but we got them from behind! Surprise! Shakax fought well and bravely as expected until he was forced to take a nap (2 failed death saves, and 3 successful saves). When his nap was over he used his second wind and was ready for more killing. The elf minions were finishing up the battle (as a good minion should) but they were all looking like they might have also napped or were on the verge of death. We were however victorious this day! Oh and we met some beast elves apparently the lunar forge blacksmiths, I was less interested then everyone else.
Loot for the Warlord Fund: 750 exp, 170 gp, 8 sp, 35 bandit head to turn in for the Grimmor Warrent @ 5 gp.
The gewy elf collected 10 bandit hearts for gewy elf reasons... She gave me a horse so I don't care. I dislike her less now. BTW leaving horses hobbled in the woods is perhaps a bad idea because half of our horses we had were killed where we left them... Perhaps Shakax should save up for a wardrake so this won't happen again.
One step closer to my Warlordhood.
Shakax
The party of Shakax & his minions, the elf that pays, the gewy elf, and the elf that sings went out to conquer the world and cull the population of the bandits from the wilds between the hot spring and Grimmor. We road out, followed the river bed, skirted the forest, and found a valley full of bandits. We stalked them, snuck up on some lazy bandits not paying attention, and ended them. Shakax killed several bandits with his hunga mungas like the dogs they were! The elf that pays & the gewy elf did some kind of move where they pressed their breast together, hugged, while combining their magical beams to hit this beast far harder then necessary and causing it to explode upon impact. It was arousing, confusing, and disgusting at the same time... The elves let a bandit get passed them to alert the bandits in the stronghold...
We spent entirely too much time talking about what to do, the gewy elf wanted to leave, and after much debate the gewy elf managed to find the back entrance to the bandits poop room while plopping around in gewy form. We sneaked around successfully even though Shakax admittedly isn't very good at sneak. Warlord's shouldn't need to sneak! Anyway, the bandits seem to be ready to spring various traps but we got them from behind! Surprise! Shakax fought well and bravely as expected until he was forced to take a nap (2 failed death saves, and 3 successful saves). When his nap was over he used his second wind and was ready for more killing. The elf minions were finishing up the battle (as a good minion should) but they were all looking like they might have also napped or were on the verge of death. We were however victorious this day! Oh and we met some beast elves apparently the lunar forge blacksmiths, I was less interested then everyone else.
Loot for the Warlord Fund: 750 exp, 170 gp, 8 sp, 35 bandit head to turn in for the Grimmor Warrent @ 5 gp.
The gewy elf collected 10 bandit hearts for gewy elf reasons... She gave me a horse so I don't care. I dislike her less now. BTW leaving horses hobbled in the woods is perhaps a bad idea because half of our horses we had were killed where we left them... Perhaps Shakax should save up for a wardrake so this won't happen again.
One step closer to my Warlordhood.
Shakax