Adventure Brunch #28 -- October 20, 2019

Tik-tik, Master Xarris, Taurue, Methty, Hadija, Panthro, Jingles, & Zura went back to take the bandit fortress! We faced a host of traps, more then 30 bandits, then freed prisoners, and now hold the fortress for ourselves! That is until Ghazi Iben Zannifer comes to claim and hold the fortress on behalf of Grimmor.

Nonetheless we did it! Tik-tik is proud of her master and his associates. They did it in a timely manner to boot. Tik-tik's next report to Nesstia and the rest of the Disciples of Delight should improve everyone's mood. There has been talk of murdering, devouring the entire crew (including Tik-tik!!!), and replacing us with more industrious and devout disciples. Once Ghazi Iben Zannifer secures the area we can start building a proper pipeline and housing for the Disciples of Delight, the Elemental Plane of Fire refugees, and even the Red Court. Then we shall expand and dominate everything we lay our eyes upon!

The Red Court is bound to come around with their hands out but we did it without them so they should be far less demanding on us about their share. The Zannifers keep them satiated but they will come a calling eventually. The stronger we are the harder it will be to push us around. Tik-tik prefers Master Xarris to the Red Court fiends. Far less murder, extortion, blackmail and far more sex, and relaxation. Tik-tik has grown to enjoy luxuriating not even talking about all the nocturnal emissions she can cause and devour!

Side notes: Taurue is baaaaadasss he headbutted, and gored a horse all in one go. If Tik-tik wasn't sure he would rip Tik-tik to pieces Tik-tik would climb him like a tree. Zura on the other hand... Eldritched blasted herself in the face... Freakin elves... Tik-tik is glad we don't pay her.

Anyway everyone earned 604 xp, and 393 gp, not including literally more then a ton of bandit booty they must have spent years collecting. We also found this weird black mirror.  We'll call it cult funds.

Debaucherously his,

Tik-tik